Garfield, a fat cat

Garfield has been around for awhile, and if you've read at least one of his books, then you probably know how big he is. That cat has a HUGE ego, and has a thirst for wiping dogs off the face of the Earth (which I disagree with, because I think dogs are really cute). His hobby's: Eating, sleeping, kicking Odie off the table, eating again, destroying his owners house once in awhile, sleeping again, blowing wise cracks, eating again. So, he has a big schedule, but it is mostly eating and sleeping. If he was a normal pet, he would be the exact opposite of himself, and Jon and Odie's life's would be completely different as well. So, as Garfield would say good bye (he probably wouldn't, but I'm trying), See you later, and next time bring me food.