My opinion on LEGO STAR WARS Part 2

As I mentioned in part 1, LEGO star wars is always coming up with fun ideas for everyone. Earlier this year, LEGO made a place where you can post your own LEGO star wars creations where everyone can look at them. To see the creations, go to www.starwars.lego.com
I even have a couple of creations up there myself (search legostarwarsfan3421). Oh, and one more thing, check back on the LEGO star wars every Saturday to see Anakin's blog(P.S. it is hilarious). Well, I should stop talking so you guys can stop spending time on my website and go to the LEGO Star Wars website, so, BYE.

Thanksgiving!

Every year on Thanksgiving, my family and I go to see relatives (either on my Dad's side or my Mom's side), and we always have a big Thaksgiving dinner\lunch and watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Then, we get to play with our cousins afterwards. After that, we say good bye, and go back home. Some people are only thankful for the turkey, but the thing that i'm most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day is tradition and family, because tradition keeps the family together, and family is what tradition is made of! So if  you are just thankful for the turkey, think about what I just said, and see if you're thankful for more. bye, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY.   

My opinion on LEGO STAR WARS Part 1

LEGO Star Wars is always coming up with new humorous ideas, and now you can see Anakin Skywalker's blog at www.starwars.lego.com. I will now be blogging as Jet Skywalker (I made him up). He is Anakin's little brother, or Luke's uncle. OK, now back to LEGO Star Wars. As a lot of kids in America know, the LEGO Star Wars video games are as humorous as they are intriguing with funny parts in every video. Some of the funniest (in my opinion) can be caught on Tattoine. If you have LEGO Star Wars II or LEGO Star Wars the Complete saga, you know what I mean. One part, (and the only I will mention) is when Luke and Obi-Wan are driving to Mos Eisley and R2 falls off the back of the landspeeder and Luke and Obi-Wan don't even notice. Well, i'm almost leaving for somewhere (don't really know) so BYE.

The things that are humanly impossible.

Today, I will be talking about things that are humanly impossible. One would be that if your face was topsy turvy, you would have a giant eye in your mouth hole, two mouths in your eye holes, two noses in your ears, and and a ear in the place where your nose would be. Another thing that is impossible (but would be cool), is you can't bring your legs out from under you to touch your hand. Two reasons are that you would fall on the ground, and it would be flat out creepy. Also, you can't catch on flames and live, you can't become invisible, you can't turn into a rock monster, and you can't shoot webs from your hand (what in the world, you are not a super hero).  Lastly,  the thing you definitely CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT do is rule the world (well you could, but nobody has succeeded in that yet). Th-th-th-that's all for now folks (it's hard to do porky pig on the computer).

Bye

The Idiotic Ways of a Sponge.

If any of you readers have seen nickelodeon, then you must know who Spongebob Squarepants is (if not, he is a idiot sponge). Spongebob is a complete IDIOT!!!!(I can not stress that enough). He is also very, very, very, very, annoying, at least that is what a lot of grown-ups think but I don't think he is. And if you've seen him, then you know who his freind Patrick is. He is even more of an idiot then Spongebob (and thats saying something). The pair are insepareble, and they are both idiots, so they are perfect for each other. Thier favorite game is jellyfishing (by the way, thats where we get jelly), and thier favorite pastime (even though they don't know it) is annoying thier   neighbor, Sqiudward. Ok, those are the idiotic ways of a sponge. Good bye, Good bye, see you tomorrow (probly not).

Bye, peace out, later, oh whatever, BYE.

Why do lunatics sign up for abc's Wipeout?

Why do lunatics sign up for Wipeout? I mean, you have these people who want fifty-grand, only one gets it(wouldn't be suprised if they only spent it on medical bills), and the rest come home with handfuls of broken bones. But for some strange reason, I like watching people geting twisted into pretzels. That show has so much mechanical mayhem, that it could fracture every bone your body. Some of those obstacles are so powerful they could split somebody in half. Nobody should sign up for the Deathly show(It could kill them). The worst is on the big red balls. When you are on them its like you're being balled(my brother thought of that line).

I still don't know why lunatics sign up for Wipeout, but its time for me to go, so blah blah blah blah, Good Night (or day) whatever.

Bye

Dog Abilities, Part 2: Doggy Benefits

The benefits of having a dog are that some dogs bark their heads off while they're trying to protect their owners.  My dog barks her head off every time somebody walks by the house.  They are also very loving.  Sometimes my dog tries to, well, it feels like she's gonna lick my arm off.  (It's a benefit and an annoyance, if you've read Part 1.)  My dog Sam is very cute when she sleeps, all rolled up in a little (big) ball, but she gets growly when we get in her face.  When we get home from anywhere, Sam gets really "boingy", because she missed us.  It's wierd, because sometimes we're only gone for like two minutes.  

I also have another dog named Heidi. (I named her.)  She's like that, too, a little bit.  Those are all the benefits of having a dog. 

Goodbye, au voire, and if you have a hutt (Jabba the Hutt) on your head, take him off.  

Bye

Dog Abilities, Part 1: Doggy Annoyances

It is really annoying when a gigantic dog crosses your path, and I know cause I have two gigantuan dogs of my own. They should have taillights, but the way to find them outside is by following the trail of brown spots, which I don't think anyone would like doing. There should be stoplights everywhere in the house, so you don't run into them.  

Another annoying thing dogs like to do is kiss you every second of the day.  Sometimes it's when you're doing really important things.  And sometimes you're resting, and they just lick your feet.  Something I don't think other dogs do, but what my dog does is use her tail as a baseball bat when she wags it, and when it hits your legs, it feels as hard as a rock. And those are all of the annoyances dogs can make, also, if you have a baseball bat and you are whacking a window with it and it breaks, your parents will make pay for it.

Bye 

A world that costs.

Now, what would it be like if everything in the world cost some money. People would say things like "Hey, if you want that piece of popcorn, you have to give me a dime." I mean, wouldn't that be weird, one day you would be rich, the next you would only have penny, then you would only be able to buy a "penny" T-shirt. And you need million $ just to buy a sweet little puppy-wuppy, and a million and ten for a big giant, mean, dog who's breath smells like a dump. That would not be fun! Now, the end has come to this story, and also if you have a shoe on your head, it goes on your foot.

Bye

Two ways to play with an Orange.

Hello, everyone, what a fine day we are having, but if you're in Iceland and it's cloudy and you think it's sunny, I ask, what kind pills did you take this morning.

Well, has anybody ever thought of playing with an orange? there are two ways of playing with one (a third, if you guys come up with it, but don't hurt yourselves). The first one is playing Orangeball. Get a spoon and a orange and toss it back and forth on the spoons. it's easy (just kidding). The second is to play whac-a-gun. Get one of you're toy guns (if you have one, that is)

and a orange and whack the gun with the orange, until the orange gets a big bruise.

see you later, and if live on the moon, you can eat your home.

Bye 

GREETINGS.

By Luigi

Hello, people of Earth, or aliens of Mars. Wherever you're from, this is my new blog "The Beat".

As a preview for my new sensation, there will be a lot of comedy, a lot of things for School 

 (as if!), and a whole lot of other stuff!

Bye!