Dog Abilities, Part 2: Doggy Benefits

The benefits of having a dog are that some dogs bark their heads off while they're trying to protect their owners.  My dog barks her head off every time somebody walks by the house.  They are also very loving.  Sometimes my dog tries to, well, it feels like she's gonna lick my arm off.  (It's a benefit and an annoyance, if you've read Part 1.)  My dog Sam is very cute when she sleeps, all rolled up in a little (big) ball, but she gets growly when we get in her face.  When we get home from anywhere, Sam gets really "boingy", because she missed us.  It's wierd, because sometimes we're only gone for like two minutes.  

I also have another dog named Heidi. (I named her.)  She's like that, too, a little bit.  Those are all the benefits of having a dog. 

Goodbye, au voire, and if you have a hutt (Jabba the Hutt) on your head, take him off.  

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Dog Abilities, Part 1: Doggy Annoyances

It is really annoying when a gigantic dog crosses your path, and I know cause I have two gigantuan dogs of my own. They should have taillights, but the way to find them outside is by following the trail of brown spots, which I don't think anyone would like doing. There should be stoplights everywhere in the house, so you don't run into them.  

Another annoying thing dogs like to do is kiss you every second of the day.  Sometimes it's when you're doing really important things.  And sometimes you're resting, and they just lick your feet.  Something I don't think other dogs do, but what my dog does is use her tail as a baseball bat when she wags it, and when it hits your legs, it feels as hard as a rock. And those are all of the annoyances dogs can make, also, if you have a baseball bat and you are whacking a window with it and it breaks, your parents will make pay for it.

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A world that costs.

Now, what would it be like if everything in the world cost some money. People would say things like "Hey, if you want that piece of popcorn, you have to give me a dime." I mean, wouldn't that be weird, one day you would be rich, the next you would only have penny, then you would only be able to buy a "penny" T-shirt. And you need million $ just to buy a sweet little puppy-wuppy, and a million and ten for a big giant, mean, dog who's breath smells like a dump. That would not be fun! Now, the end has come to this story, and also if you have a shoe on your head, it goes on your foot.

Bye

Two ways to play with an Orange.

Hello, everyone, what a fine day we are having, but if you're in Iceland and it's cloudy and you think it's sunny, I ask, what kind pills did you take this morning.

Well, has anybody ever thought of playing with an orange? there are two ways of playing with one (a third, if you guys come up with it, but don't hurt yourselves). The first one is playing Orangeball. Get a spoon and a orange and toss it back and forth on the spoons. it's easy (just kidding). The second is to play whac-a-gun. Get one of you're toy guns (if you have one, that is)

and a orange and whack the gun with the orange, until the orange gets a big bruise.

see you later, and if live on the moon, you can eat your home.

Bye 

GREETINGS.

By Luigi

Hello, people of Earth, or aliens of Mars. Wherever you're from, this is my new blog "The Beat".

As a preview for my new sensation, there will be a lot of comedy, a lot of things for School 

 (as if!), and a whole lot of other stuff!

Bye!