Thursday, May 31, 2012

Lord of the Rings; best book ever!

Have you ever read LOTR (lord of the rings)? If you haven't, I recommend it COMPLETELY! It has action, suspense, drama, everything a good story needs! I don't want to give out much, only the name of the main character, Frodo Baggins. Sorry this post isn't very long, it's just that if I start talking about it, I wouldn't be able to stop. Hope you like the post! Jet Skywalker

Friday, April 13, 2012

Angry Birds: Are they really that mad?

Now, anyone who has an I-phone or an I-pad should know the name and logo of Angry Birds. But, if you think about it, are they really that angry, or are they just trying to protect the next generation of birds? I mean, they have a reason to be angry. Green pigs kidnapped they're children, and they're wrecking havoc to get them back! I can't blame them for launching themselves out of a slingshot to destroy the pigs in a puff of smoke and the number 5000. Angry birds would be less, angry if the stupid pigs would stop stealing the rounded omelets. So, next time you play, remember these words of wise wisdom and stop and think "Hey, these birds aren't on medication, they're are just protective parents!"
Squack-Squack (*Good Bye*)
Jet's out. Peace! I..I (peace sign)

Friday, February 24, 2012

Garfield, a fat cat

Garfield has been around for awhile, and if you've read at least one of his books, then you probably know how big he is. That cat has a HUGE ego, and has a thirst for wiping dogs off the face of the Earth (which I disagree with, because I think dogs are really cute). His hobby's: Eating, sleeping, kicking Odie off the table, eating again, destroying his owners house once in awhile, sleeping again, blowing wise cracks, eating again. So, he has a big schedule, but it is mostly eating and sleeping. If he was a normal pet, he would be the exact opposite of himself, and Jon and Odie's life's would be completely different as well. So, as Garfield would say good bye (he probably wouldn't, but I'm trying), See you later, and next time bring me food.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Tom and Jerry (the hillarious duo)

As my viewers may know, Tom and Jerry have battled each other hundreds of times. Most of the time, Jerry kicks Tom's butt, but on some (very unlikely) occasions, Tom beats Jerry at his own game. And on very, very, very unlikely occasions they work together, but i'm not going to talk much about those days. If you have a favorite Tom and Jerry episode, tell me about it in the comments. My favorite episode is The Two Mouseketeers, where Jerry and that little mouse completely destroy Tom at the French buffet table. Well, As they say in France au revoir, mezime (no clue how to say that), and until next time See you later.