The things that are humanly impossible.

Today, I will be talking about things that are humanly impossible. One would be that if your face was topsy turvy, you would have a giant eye in your mouth hole, two mouths in your eye holes, two noses in your ears, and and a ear in the place where your nose would be. Another thing that is impossible (but would be cool), is you can't bring your legs out from under you to touch your hand. Two reasons are that you would fall on the ground, and it would be flat out creepy. Also, you can't catch on flames and live, you can't become invisible, you can't turn into a rock monster, and you can't shoot webs from your hand (what in the world, you are not a super hero).  Lastly,  the thing you definitely CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT do is rule the world (well you could, but nobody has succeeded in that yet). Th-th-th-that's all for now folks (it's hard to do porky pig on the computer).

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